Joke..

After Accident:
American:"Its Fine Man..
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British:"I am So Sorry..
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Australia:"No Worries Dude..
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Germany:"Are You Okay.. ??
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Indian:"Andha hai kya saale ?? dhakkan ki tarah
chala raha hai..
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ki road hai
kya ??
Chal bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata
hun...:/ :@ :p :O :D

Top 5 films of @2013...

Here's The list of Top 5 films Of 2013 I am luking forward to..

i think you would also be luking forward...

The fans of the film The Dirty Picture would remember the dialogue made by Vidya Balan aka Silk Smitha that she made on receiving an award: “Filmein sirf teen cheezon ki wajah se chalti hain... Entertainment, Entertainment, Entertainment... Aur main entertainment hoon.”                    


The list goes as follows:

Inkaar:

The upcoming romantic thriller that is filled with loads of drama and suspense has already created big buzz, thanks to the gorgeous Chitrangada Singh and her co-star Arjun Rampal. It will be Sudhir Sharma’s third directorial effort that has been advertised well, across the social media. You must get onto their Facebook page to get some real cool updates and behind the scene gossip.

Kai Po Che:

Here is another BFF film from the directors and producers of Rock On and Rang De Basanti. The film is based on Chetan Bhagat’s novel The 3 Mistakes of My Life, it will be directed by Abhishek Kapoor. Besides, we proudly present to you Amit Trivedi, one of the artists who worked with us on Coke Studio, who will try to bring the lyrics of Swanand Kirkire to life in this film. The cast in this film is new, but not completely unknown to us because of their careers in television; they are Sushant Singh Rajput, Raj Kumar Yadav and Amit Sadh.

Chennai Express:

Raise your hands, if you were one of the many who laughed on seeing the posters of Chennai Express. It seems like the King Khan has finally chosen to become a member of the Rohit Shetty clan. After seeing the two together in Om Shanti Om, we get to see Shahrukh and Deepika playing the leads once more in Chennai Express. The film captures a man’s journey from Mumbai to Rameshwaram and all the drama that takes place on the way.

Raanjhnaa:

The Kolaveri Di star Dhanush will play the role of a Hindi-speaking Brahmin boy in Ranjhanaa with Sonam Kapoor posing as his love interest. There is not much known about this film yet, but there are reports claiming that Dhanush, being a method actor, has been travelling Varanasi for the last three months to learn the nuances of the North Indian culture. However, you can always log on to the Facebook page for pictures of the shooting.


Special 26:

We all loved A Wednesday; so, here is another installment by the same director Neeraj Pandey. However, after taking a break from the comedy genre; Akshay Kumar seems to be taking a brave step towards lending himself to genre that he has been out of touch with for some time now. Nevertheless, the story is so interesting that anyone would have fallen for it; a true story that dates back to 1987, when an unknown man posing as CBI officer Mon Singh recruited 26 men and executed a daylight raid on the Opera House branch of Tribhovandas Bhimji Zaveri in Mumbai.

Sudeep[SK]

TURN ON UR PC IN JUST 10 SECONDS........

Guys I have a friend Who is always Forcing me to Discuss Tricks With Him..
But I Have never Told him Even One..
Today I Want to dicuss with You one easy trick..
But very useful to the computer geeks..

Hope You Like this.....


01.   TURN ON UR PC IN JUST 10 SECONDS........

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so u wanna know how to turn the pc on in 10 seconds (may vary)
here's what u have to do to turn ur pc on in 10 seconds
Click on the start button then press R it will take u to Run well go to run
n type Regedit
press enter
this will open Registery Editor
now look for the key
HKEY_LOACAL_MECHINE\SYSTEM\Cur rentControlSet\Contr ol\ContentIndex
now there find the Key Called
"Startup Delay"
Double Click On It
Now where its Base
Click Decimal
Now its Default Value Is 4800000 (75300:hexadecimal)
Change The Value To 40000
here u go u have done it
now close the Registery Editor and Restart Your Computer
You'll See The Result

Top 25 Android Apps...-That Are Really Cool....

Nowadays Most of us are using Smartphones..
And 7/10 are Android based...

So I am posting The List of the 25 Best Android Apps....

                                                                   

The list

1. Google Voice
Google Voice is a service that is so useful I consider it one of the top benefits of Android itself, especially since Apple rejected the Google Voice app for the iPhone. It gives you a phone number that can ring to multiple places or devices and it allows you to access all of your voicemail and text messages over the Web. The Android app integrates even deeper. It can make outgoing calls look like they’re coming from your Google Voice number so that you can keep your real mobile number private.
2. Advanced Task Killer
One of the realities of having a multitasking mobile OS in Android is that you have to manage your apps so that they don’t hurt performance or battery life. Advanced Task Killer (or ATK) is my favorite. It even comes with a widget that you can tap once to kill all open apps.
3. Dropbox
Dropbox is a great cloud service that automatically syncs a folder of files between multiple computers (Windows, Mac, or Linux). This app extends Dropbox to Android and interacts with other apps (such as Documents To Go) to open the files.
4. Evernote
Once you get used to typing on a virtual keyboard (and it honestly took me over a year to do it), then these devices are great for note-taking, and Evernote is a great note-taking app. It is similar to Dropbox in that it saves data locally but syncs it across all your machines and devices.
5. DroidAnalytics
For some reason Google doesn’t have an official app (for either Android or iPhone) for Google Analytics. The best one I’ve found on Android is DroidAnalytics. Another good one is mAnalytics.
6. Documents To Go
The free version of Documents To Go offers a great little reader for Word and Excel files. You can upgrade to the full version (for $15) if you want to edit files and add PowerPoint files to the mix. If you do want editing capability, I’d also recommend taking a look at QuickOffice.
7. Amazon Kindle
I never warmed up to the Amazon Kindle e-reader, but I’m a big fan of the Kindle mobile app. Since it was released I’ve read a lot more books simply because my smartphone is always with me and I can pull it and read a few pages anytime I’ve got a couple minutes free.
8. Places Directory
This is an awesome app for finding shops and services near your current location. From restaurants to movie theaters to medical facilities to taxis, this app is very accurate and takes advantage of the business information from Google Local. This app is better than the info you get from a GPS unit (or app) and better than any of the similar apps available on the iPhone.
9. Tripit
I dig Tripit. It is by far the best app I’ve found for keeping track of all my travel itineraries. It runs on some great backend systems. You simply forward your confirmation emails for your flights, hotels, rental cars, and more to Tripit and it automatically organizes them into trips with all your details and confirmation numbers.
10. Seesmic
Twitter is an amazing instant-intelligence engine and it was made for mobile browsing. Although there’s an official Twitter app for Android now, Seesmic is still the best Android Twitter client.
11. FCC Speedtest
I’m obsessed with running speed tests to check my bandwidth in various places, both to see 3G fluctuations and to check the quality of Wi-Fi. There are a number of really good speedtest apps, but my new favorite is the FCC Test app.
12. Astro File Manager
Another one of the great things about Android (if you’re a geek or a tinkerer) is that you have lower-level access to the system itself. Astro is an app that lets you navigate the Android file system.
13. Got To Do
There are plenty of to-do apps to choose from on Android but I prefer Got To Do because of the solid interface and the fact that it can sync with the online service Toodledo.
14. Gist
Many of us have contact lists scattered across various computers, devices, and online services. Gist is a Web service that can bring them together and even pull in stuff from the Web to help you stay up to date with your most important contacts. There’s an Android app as well as an iPhone app.
15. TED Mobile
TED is a fascinating event that features a meeting of the minds of some of society’s most influential thinkers. You’ll definitely disagree with some of them, because there’s a large diversity of opinions, but many talks are worth listening to. What I love is that they’ve taken the videos from their conference and made them freely available on the Web. This app provides a great way to access the videos. I hope more conferences follow TED’s lead on this.
16. Pandora
Pandora is a streaming “radio station” for the Internet age. You simply search by an artist or song and it will create a running playlist based on that one piece of information. It intersperses an occasional ad between songs but the ads tend to be fairly localized and occasionally even useful.
17. Shazam
If you want to impress your friends with a mobile app, show them Shazam. Ever hear a song being played at a store or on the radio and ask yourself, “Oh, what song is that?” That’s where Shazam comes in. Just hit the button and let it listen for 15 seconds, query its database, and then return the name of artist and the song. It has about an 80% success rate.
18. Dial Zero
Are you one of those people who dials a customer service line and just keeps pressing zero until you get to talk to a real person? Then Dial Zero is your new friend. This app provides a directory of a ton of U.S. businesses and gives you numbers to help you get closer to a real person and instructions for which prompts to hit to speak to a human being as quickly as possible.
19. Google Goggles
This is a fun app that is a little but ahead of its time. It does visual searches. You can take pictures of things and then the app tries to tell you what they are. It’s limited in its scope but it is pretty cool, and it’s definitely a peek into the future. One of the coolest features is the ability to take pictures of text in a foreign language and let that app translate for you. In a foreign country, this can help you read street signs and avoid going into the wrong bathroom. :-)
20. Google Sky Map
Ever look up at the night sky and try to tell your kids the name of that constellation you’re pointing at, or try to remember which planet that is in the southern sky? Google SkyMap lets you point your smartphone at it and get the information. This is part of a new breed of apps called “Augmented Reality” apps that layer digital information on top of real world experiences.
21. Tricorder
A lot of geeks I know like to say that our smartphones are becoming more and more like the Tricorders on Star Trek. Well, here’s a fun app that turns your Android device into a virtual Tricorder. It even offers some useful environmental information, including GPS data, wireless data, and ambient sound measurements.
22. FxCamera
Honestly, the camera software on Android is an area where major improvements are needed, but this app is a great example of what’s possible. It has solid camera controls, full customization options, and offers some great effects for photos.
23. Photoshop Mobile
Photoshop is, of course, the best known photo editor in the world and its mobile app doesn’t do anything to hurt that reputation. But while the desktop version is know for having a zillion features, the mobile app is distinguished by its simplicity. It’s the best Android (and iPhone) photo editing app for simple crops, brightness adjustments, and sharpens, for example.
24. Bump
Bump is a fun (and useful) idea for sharing info between two phones using the accelerometer, and it works across Android and iPhone. You can use it to share contact info (yours and others), photos, and apps. You both simply open the Bump app, choose what you to share, and then hold the phones in your hands and bump your hands together.
25. Barcode Scanner
This app turns the Android camera into a barcode scanner. You simply scan a product’s UPC code and let the app go to work to find it in Google Product Search or a search on the open Web. You’ll be amazed at how fast it works. This is great for when you’re shopping retail and you want to check the price of a product online before buying to make sure you’re paying a fair price.

Sudeep [SK]

Source: http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/hiner/top-25-android-apps-the-best-of-the-best/5617

The Ajanta Caves.... Just Amazing...

One Of The Most Beautiful Places I Have Ever Seen..
One of the Wonders Of India

The Ajanta Caves (Ajiṇṭhā leni; Marathi: अजिंठा लेणी) in Aurangabad district of Maharashtra, India are about 30 rock-cut Buddhist cave monuments which date from the 2nd century BCE to about 480 or 650 CE. The caves include paintings and sculptures described by the government Archaeological Survey of India as "the finest surviving examples of Indian art, particularly painting", which are masterpieces of Buddhist religious art, with figures of the Buddha and depictions of the Jataka tales. The caves were built in two phases starting around the 2nd century BCE, with the second group of caves built around 400–650 CE according to older accounts, or all in a brief period between 460 to 480 according to the recent proposals of Walter M. Spink. The site is a protected monument in the care of the Archaeological Survey of India, and since 1983, the Ajanta Caves have been a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
The caves are located in the Indian state of Maharashtra, near Jalgaon, just outside the village of Ajinṭhā (20°31′56″N 75°44′44″E), about 59 kilometers from Jalgaon railway station on the Delhi – Mumbai line of the Central Railway zone, and 104 kilometers from Aurangabad. They are 100 kilometers from the Ellora Caves, which contain Hindu and Jain temples as well as Buddhist caves, the last dating from a period similar to Ajanta. The Ajanta caves are cut into the side of a cliff that is on the south side of a U-shaped gorge on the small river Waghora (or Wagura), and although they are now along and above a modern pathway running across the cliff they were originally reached by individual stairs or ladders from the side of the river 35 to 110 feet below.
The area was previously heavily forested, and after the site ceased to be used the caves were covered by jungle until accidentally rediscovered in 1819 by a British officer on a hunting party. They are Buddhist monastic buildings, apparently representing a number of distinct "monasteries" or colleges. The caves are numbered 1 to 28 according to their place along the path, beginning at the entrance. Several are unfinished and some barely begun and others are small shrines, included in the traditional numbering as e.g. "9A"; "Cave 15A" was still hidden under rubble when the numbering was done. Further round the gorge are a number of waterfalls, which when the river is high are audible from outside the caves.
The caves form the largest corpus of early Indian wall-painting; indeed other survivals from the area of modern India are very few indeed, though they are related to 5th-century paintings at Sigiriya in Sri Lanka.The elaborate architectural carving in many caves is also very rare, and the style of the many figure sculptures is a highly local one, found only at a couple of nearby contemporary sites, although the Ajanta tradition can be related to the later Hindu Ellora Caves and other sites...

Sudeep[SK]

Albert Einsten And His Greatness...

Albert Einstein was born at Ulm, in Württemberg, Germany, on March 14, 1879. Six weeks later the family moved to Munich, where he later on began his schooling at the Luitpold Gymnasium. Later, they moved to Italy and Albert continued his education at Aarau, Switzerland and in 1896 he entered the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School in Zurich to be trained as a teacher in physics and mathematics. In 1901, the year he gained his diploma, he acquired Swiss citizenship and, as he was unable to find a teaching post, he accepted a position as technical assistant in the Swiss Patent Office. In 1905 he obtained his doctor's degree.

During his stay at the Patent Office, and in his spare time, he produced much of his remarkable work and in 1908 he was appointed Privatdozent in Berne. In 1909 he became Professor Extraordinary at Zurich, in 1911 Professor of Theoretical Physics at Prague, returning to Zurich in the following year to fill a similar post. In 1914 he was appointed Director of the Kaiser Wilhelm Physical Institute and Professor in the University of Berlin. He became a German citizen in 1914 and remained in Berlin until 1933 when he renounced his citizenship for political reasons and emigrated to America to take the position of Professor of Theoretical Physics at Princeton*. He became a United States citizen in 1940 and retired from his post in 1945.

After World War II, Einstein was a leading figure in the World Government Movement, he was offered the Presidency of the State of Israel, which he declined, and he collaborated with Dr. Chaim Weizmann in establishing the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

Einstein always appeared to have a clear view of the problems of physics and the determination to solve them. He had a strategy of his own and was able to visualize the main stages on the way to his goal. He regarded his major achievements as mere stepping-stones for the next advance.

At the start of his scientific work, Einstein realized the inadequacies of Newtonian mechanics and his special theory of relativity stemmed from an attempt to reconcile the laws of mechanics with the laws of the electromagnetic field. He dealt with classical problems of statistical mechanics and problems in which they were merged with quantum theory: this led to an explanation of the Brownian movement of molecules. He investigated the thermal properties of light with a low radiation density and his observations laid the foundation of the photon theory of light.

In his early days in Berlin, Einstein postulated that the correct interpretation of the special theory of relativity must also furnish a theory of gravitation and in 1916 he published his paper on the general theory of relativity. During this time he also contributed to the problems of the theory of radiation and statistical mechanics.

In the 1920's, Einstein embarked on the construction of unified field theories, although he continued to work on the probabilistic interpretation of quantum theory, and he persevered with this work in America. He contributed to statistical mechanics by his development of the quantum theory of a monatomic gas and he has also accomplished valuable work in connection with atomic transition probabilities and relativistic cosmology.

After his retirement he continued to work towards the unification of the basic concepts of physics, taking the opposite approach, geometrisation, to the majority of physicists.

Einstein's researches are, of course, well chronicled and his more important works include Special Theory of Relativity (1905), Relativity (English translations, 1920 and 1950), General Theory of Relativity (1916), Investigations on Theory of Brownian Movement (1926), and The Evolution of Physics (1938). Among his non-scientific works, About Zionism (1930), Why War? (1933), My Philosophy (1934), and Out of My Later Years (1950) are perhaps the most important.

Albert Einstein received honorary doctorate degrees in science, medicine and philosophy from many European and American universities. During the 1920's he lectured in Europe, America and the Far East and he was awarded Fellowships or Memberships of all the leading scientific academies throughout the world. He gained numerous awards in recognition of his work, including the Copley Medal of the Royal Society of London in 1925, and the Franklin Medal of the Franklin Institute in 1935.

Einstein's gifts inevitably resulted in his dwelling much in intellectual solitude and, for relaxation, music played an important part in his life. He married Mileva Maric in 1903 and they had a daughter and two sons; their marriage was dissolved in 1919 and in the same year he married his cousin, Elsa Löwenthal, who died in 1936. He died on April 18, 1955 at Princeton, New Jersey.

I am Posting About Albert Einstein Wit One of  His Famous Quote....

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Sudeep[SK]

Be Intehaan- Race2: Atif Aslam n Sunidhi Chauhan

These are the guitar chords of the song 'Be Intehaan' By all time rockstar Atif Aslam And Sunidhi Chauhan From the movie Race 2...

Em——————————–
Suno na kahe kya suno na
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Dil mera suno na
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Suno zara
——C——–D—————–
Teri baahon me
———-Em——–G———–
Mujhe rehna hai raat bhar
——C———D——-Am—–
Teri baahon me hogi subah

—–G————-Em———–
Be intehaan be intehaan
————–C——–D———
Yun pyaar kar be intehaan
———-G————-Em——
Dekha karun saari umar
——-C————-D———–
Tere nishaan be intehaan

——C———–D———-
Koi kasar naa rahe
———————–C——
Meri khabar naa rahe
———–Em——-D——
Chhu le mujhe is kadar
—–C————————
Be intehaan

——Em———————————
Jab saanson me teri Saansen ghuli toh
Am————-Em———————-
Phir sulagne lage
C—————-D—————–G—-
Ehsaas mere mujhse kehne lage
——-Em——————————–
Haa baahon me teri aake jahaan do
Am————-Em———————
Yun simatne lage
C—————D———–G———-
Sailaab jaise koi behne lage

—————–C—————D—–
Khoya hoon main aagosh mein
———C——————–D——–
Tu bhi kahaan ab hosh mein
C——————-D———-Am—-
Makhmali raat ki ho naa subah

—–G————-Em————————-
Be intehaan be intehaan
————–C——–D———————
Yun pyaar kar be intehaan

Em—C—D— [4 times]

Em————————————
Gustakhiyan kuch tum karo
————–Am——-D—————
Kuch hum kare iss tarah
—————-G—————–Am—
Sharrma ke do saaye hain jo
————–D———–Am———–
Muh pher le hum se yahaan

——–Em—————————————-
Haan chhu toh liya hai ye jism tune
Am——————Em————————-
Rooh bhi choom le
C—————D——————G————
Alfaaz bhige bhige kyun hai mere
——–Em—————————————-
Haan yun choor ho ke majboor ho ke
Am————Em——————————-
Qatra qatra kahe
C——————-D———————G—–
Ehsaas bheege bheege kyun hain mere

—–C———————-D——
Do bekhabar bheege badan
—–C——————-D———
Ho besabar bheege badan
—-C———–D—–Am——–
Le rahe raat bhar angdaiyaan

—–G————-Em———–
Be intehaan be intehaan
————–C——–D———
Yun pyaar kar be intehaan
———-G————-Em——
Dekha karun saari umar
——-C————-D———–
Tere nishaan be intehaan

——C———–D———
Koi kasar naa rahe
———————–C——
Meri khabar naa rahe
———–Em——-D——
Chhu le mujhe is kadar
—–C———————–
Be intehaan